they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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