another moral hangover. fuck.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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