Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
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