escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
How does it feel to date your dad?
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
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