I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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