we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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