Having a random hookup so left but love u
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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