If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
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Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
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i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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