I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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