I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
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I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
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