Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
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