DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Text me some of your sweat
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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