As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
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please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
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Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
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