I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
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My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
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A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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