Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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