her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Randomize
