Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I'm really busy with my period
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