At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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