She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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