Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
this just has baby written all over it
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Everclear isn't food dammit
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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