I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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