i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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