Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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