there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
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You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
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Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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