I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
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I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
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This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
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