What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
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