Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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