Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
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He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
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Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
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