I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
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