I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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