Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
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theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
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I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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