My nipple is on Facebook.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
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