11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
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it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
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Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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