I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
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Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
Randomize