I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
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I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
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Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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