that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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