we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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