Buhtt sex?
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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