If i could tip my vagina, i would.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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