Please, let me fuck your mom
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Even my vagina gasped.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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