quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
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