I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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