he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
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I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
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So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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