I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
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she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
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That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
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When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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