i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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