omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
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