butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
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it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
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umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
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