Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
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reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
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I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
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