I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
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For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
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So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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