you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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