Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
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What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
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i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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