she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
soo... how was my night?
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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