sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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