They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
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Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
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I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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