Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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