Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
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Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
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On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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