When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
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Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
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And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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