i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
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I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
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I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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