hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize
