im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
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Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
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Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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